1. Big delicious sandwiches.
2. I can’t believe I fit the whole thing inside me
3. Get in line, I only have two hands

Xi creates a TikTok account called “shit my roommate says” that ends up exploding in popularity due to the non stop verbal diarrhea and general idiocy spraying out of trumps mouth constantly. Xi has to try and manage Trump to maintain the illusion that everything is normal while also keeping the whole thing going since he’s making so much money. Trump’s narcissism and idiocy end up bringing the whole charade to a screeching halt, or so we think until the credits roll and we see that Ci never stopped posting the TikToks

lol no they fucking don’t. Are you high? Kagi is the closest thing in existence to a functional search engine and even then it’s frankly not that great