Great, I believe in humanity again!

Are you serious? Why do you care if he’s rabid if you’ll be dead?
When I was a teenager, I was walking past a bear cub (it was the middle of the city and some asshole took money for pictures with a “trained” bear cub). The cub didn’t like me for some reason I had a textile bag in my hand, with a leather-cover notepad in it, like a knock-off moleskin. The cub slashed the bag and his fangs cut through the bag and half of the notepad like butter. If it was my hip, he’d scratch my bones.
Now there are adult bears…

Ass wriggling on a chair: it is hard for me to keep one position

Pet them? wtf?

You bet I would

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0sORVBL4kM&list=RDG0sORVBL4kM&index=1

It’s only worse with seagulls. I saw a cool big speckled seagull once and decided to google how it’s called. It’s called “big speckled seagull”. A small gray seagull would be called a “small grey seagull”. All the other animals are usually called something cool, like if you see a big beaver, it’s “Johnson’s beaver”, or an eagle, and it’s called a “southern nesting eagle”.
Then a fucking seagull is a fucking seagull.

And I even forgot to mention that you should have been in a cage. A big one, not the chastity one.

Yes, I also imagined naked, crazy person writing this comment, giggling and salivating on the floor

Yes, “Dear” should be either something you send part-jokingly to your actually close colleague, or a sarcastic one, when someone seriously fucked up and you send them a message explaining that.

I’m 1(one) decade beyond, and I’m super short and direct with a hint of familiarity. It also works, because it feels humble. It is humble, because you can’t hide any second meaning behind “I do this, you do that, okay?”

I guess that’s just a first google picture result for that model

Crusader kings 3, aka Sims for psychopaths.

Could be a “You can’t let John down now, we’re old pals, and a few people expect the site to work by the end of the week. He just needs a site like Facebook, but for gardeners”

Yes! Puffy gloss leather boss chairs ftw! I don’t have one right now only because there’s no space for another proper workplace in our apartmentsm

Oh, my GPU fans were dying, so I leaned a case fan to the GPU to help with cooling.
It was GTX570 which I bought when it was new, shiny and expensive. Server me over 10 years, including Witcher 3 on 100C temp

what about posting offensive stuff? “Slide your democrate dick into my feces! Oh, I like the Musk y smell!”
I’ll work!

Oh, if we speak about “boot every day”, than Windows is notorious for changing peoples updates settings and then downloading broken updates. Linux (unless you set it up otherwise) won’t do shit if you won’t update anything over 10 years, everything will stay the same.

JBL Charge 3 does great for me, both as “outdoors” and “bath” speaker.

Fuck, I’m merged with the side of the sofa, and my cat’s ass sticks out of my chest. I don’t care already though, she mixed with my heart and lungs.