Are you forklift certified?

The worst part about this is that I’m inclined to believe that this story is real.

David Koch died, which is a very good thing he did for humanity.

Btw, what is an acoustic bike?

It’s a joking term for a non-electric bike.

From what I can tell, Zero does that shit that Tesla and BMW do, where you have to pay to unlock features that your car/motorcycle already has. Which is a shame, because the idea of owning an electric motorcycle, particularly a highway-capable one, intrigues me.

So the thief climbed up to your balcony to steal your bike? What floor do you live on?

I bought a convertible Chromebook some time ago specifically to use as a sheet music reader, because the tablet I was using for that purpose was too small.

I’ve found myself wanting to get a typewriter for a while, but I wouldn’t be able to justify it because I don’t really have anywhere to put it, nor would I really have any use for it. And an electric bike would perhaps be nice as well, but I already have an acoustic bike that works perfectly well.

In some languages, the word for “tree” and the word for “wood” are the same.

Sonic 1, 2, and CD have been ported to Android.