im not sure whether i like that one or the 2009 one better tbh.

are you joking, basically all of modern society has a vested interest in people not believing it.

they also have admitted to only announcing the most optimistic results because nobody would believe them if they didn’t, and if people did it would be devastating

oop sorry

How the fuck was that channel able to recover from the “I want mommy, I want milk, I want to be held” meme

Not even going to mention Madagascar Kartz, which also had Shrek and B.O.B. from Monsters vs Aliens?

Phoenician pro-tip: if you use a letter for each individual sound instead of one for every word, it makes for a more efficient writing system. Also DO NOT fuck with the Romans or random weirdo desert tribes they will murder you without mercy.

I think they are referring to Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, etc. the past few wars the U.S. has been in have largely been fought over oil.

even funnier is the other cat screaming in the background in response

cyan, yellow, magenta, the ELITE! All of which are American dreams! All of which are American dreams!

aww such babies, i love the little scottish fold ears

Not a mod but the “relates their entire personality on their anime profile picture” part is literally me. The moment I switched to this pfp on discord my entire online personality changed to fit it

United Fruit Company —> Chiquita

true but the party switch was a thing

isn’t there a theory that it’s a pun based on Sumerian taverns also being brothels? like, “I can’t see, i’ll open a widow” but they still dont understand why it’s a dog

The reason Florida is listed as DO NOT TRAVEL is because if you’re child claims to be trans and you travel to Florida for any length of time, even if you aren’t a resident, the state is obligated to seize your child and put them in foster care and there is nothing you can do to get them back. In Texas, Tennessee, and several copycat states you can also now be arrested for wearing “gender non-conforming” clothing and the wording is vague enough that it could even be applied to a cis woman wearing men’s jeans.

After the gummi worm post and No Shit July memes I knew this place would succeed

Winnie the Pooh: sweating intensifies

oh god is lemmy/kbin already starting to turn out like Ruqqus did, if it does I will just leave and go back to reddit before it gets bad

Looks like Reddit’s cunning plan is to compete with Quora

asks a question about mental health

Response: “You must be possessed by a demon, you poor, miserable sinner. In order to cleanse yourself of its dark energies you should surround your bed with cleansing crystals and give yourself wholly to Christ and repent.”