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I’ve heard horror stories where nurses are literally scanning barcodes on medical stuff (syringes, vials , meds, blood bags) in the patient room to track costs, is this real?

Like imagine the perfusionist asking the nurse for blood for your dying ass and they’re like “one sec… beep …okay here you go, save this poor soul so we can recoup these costs”

Juat

Who knew that AI would just end up as distilled saltines

China: bro… radioactive waste should not be dumped into the ocean, the fuck? Are you serious?

Me: 😡 stfu tankies

IEAE: it’s just radioactive tritium, how bad can it be? Surely the impact will be negligible

Me: ayyyy fuck them fishes 🤪🖕

In the Promised Land, the housing authority:

WILL take care of maintenance and upkeep of the bloc housing

WILL coordinate tenants moving in & out

WILL NOT extort their occupants for spiraling rent

WILL organize intra- and inter-block parties

WILL officiate the annual Block Games and Harvest Festival

WILL manage equipment setup and teardown (chairs, tables, tents + sound)

WILL offer treats at the front counter

And there won’t be a landlord alive to see it

Don’t dish it if you can’t take it

It’s for folks like me who love pedaling with knees at an acute angle

🖕u leg extension

‘me’ is a pronoun ಠ_ಠ

People asked me after two years in my detached home how my neighbors are.

How the fuck should I know? Bro with the snowblower is a real one. Besides him and the trouble that moved in down the street (cop) I have no idea who these people are beyond the fact that one of them has 3 identical 3/4 ton pickups for god knows what reason.

Our lives are so atomized that I have closer relationships with the tellers at the grocery store

It’s the smugness

I’m willing to lend my Ouija board if required

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