Poll nerds are so weird.

“The next generation of election junkies”. BRO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Mock the left if we win and blame the left if we lose is the playbook

Prob not but it’s pretty easy to find a pirate cnn/msnbc/ect livestream

The needle will be replaced with an actual physical needle with a livestream of someone adjusting the needle with a dial based on the current vibes

If they lose it will be because “we didn’t do ENOUGH genocide”

Every year it seems to get more plainly obvious but people keep moving the goalposts like “ohh don’t worry it doesn’t REALLY cool down until January” like nah I’m not expecting it to be freezing I just feel like it shouldn’t be 80-83 degrees in nyc multiple times in November WTF

While we wouldn’t get hamburger party v2 we would get incredible hog content in the interim before January 20th.

Oh and January 6th 2??!👨‍🍳😘

New selzer poll out of Iowa came out really good for Kamala(+4 for Harris and it was +7 or something for trump in 2020) and apparently that matters and apparently it’s a really important poll.

I’m a combination of too lazy/on my phone/not knowledgeable enough to elaborate on why this matters or not but betting markets are starting to flip to kamala and I didn’t see anyone else mention it here yet

Getting serious tank vibes from this one yup

Are you trying to kill us

I would love for something like this to happen again

lmao it will take another 100 US troops to operate it and it takes sometime to get it operational. So no Israeli response next week then???

These mfers are just stalling because they’re afraid as they should be

They crew should have been like TIME STOP

before the missles hit so they could get out of the way smh

Nice AOC cringe credit rating has been raised from TOC (triple omega cringe) to DOC(double omega cringe)

Sadly when they do eat shit the conclusion will just be that they ran too far to the left somehow

On certain issues essentially yes but overall certainly not

Honestly the further we go on with this the more absurd the whole compromise with Biden gets “okay I won’t have a second term but Kamala can run. Uh also I’m just gonna keep being president in the meantime”

It’s impossible for us to know if this will be the key poison pill for her but it’s actually BIZARRE that you wouldn’t just… Have her run AS president? Like jfc the opportunity is right there???

We can’t know how different things would be if people got a little demo of her as president but from the perspective of running a campaign it just makes so much more sense to do it like that!

This dynamic just comes off as weird and confusing to people. She has to walk a fine line where she has to differentiate herself from Biden but she can’t do that TOO much because she’s literally part of the current administration.

I don’t know how stubborn Biden was but when they got the concession from him not to run a second term these stupid motherfuckers should have twisted the knife and kept pressuring his old ass until he capitulated. Should have got Obama, pelosi and all the wonder libs together and yelled at him!!

I feel like I’m going crazy with how stupid these decisions are. As a communist I don’t fuck with her no matter what but damn they had a fucking opportunity six months ago to make this actually make sense to people and they didn’t do it!!!

wtf why I thought that was supposed to be a horror podcast the fuck

Al-Qassam should just switch to a different emoji and keep switching until emojis can’t be used on ig lol