POUR ONE OUT FOR NO_TURN_UNSTONED IN HIS TRUCKER BAR IN THE SKY

Why does it have to be just like your sister?

Yeah, only total cunts do that

No dude this definitely happened, there’s no way it isn’t 100% true

I dunno, this comes across as the kind of comment a racist pedophile would post, just saying.

It seems like you’re expressing something about Lemmygrad that isn’t enthusiastic and unconditional endorsement. Clearly you are a reactionary alt-right racist Nazi, and probably (definitely) a CIA plant.

It reminds me of how Weird Al’s wonderful movie UHF didn’t do great in theaters, being released in the summer of 1989. That meant it was competing against the following blockbusters:

• Ghostbusters II
• Back to the Future Part II
• Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
• Lethal Weapon 2
• Batman
• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Sorry I want a well-managed UNIX system with a nice GUI

Does OSX still have that bug where if you merge two folders of the same name it deletes everything in one of them?

Lando Calrissian and the Mindsharp of Sharu is basically Shakespeare

Good. I hope they ignore the company for 10 days just to twist the knife.

Object-oriented programming is a meme, if you can’t code it in HolyC you don’t need it

Rexxit

At least call it Rexit, damn

Wumao begone

American Kit Kats are made by the Hershey company and no money goes to Nestlé.

Explanation:
Kit Kat used to be a Rowntree’s product, and Hershey bought the right to make the candy in the U.S. in perpetuity back in 1970. When Nestlé bought Rowtree’s, they had to abide by the contract to license out the Kit Kat for no royalties, because the only condition of the agreement is that Hershey loses the license if the company ever gets sold. And since selling the Kit Kat bar is so valuable, buying Hershey for what it’s currently worth would mean instantly losing a large amount of Hershey’s value, so even when they’ve tried to find a buyer, nobody will buy the company—even Nestlé refused to buy Hershey in 2002.

“I’m not a tankie, I just parrot all of their talking points and their weird, myopic rhetorical style.”

Everything Google has done with emojis after the original version of the blobmojis has been obnoxious and weird

What you do is take a screenshot of the desktop, rotate it 180° in MSPaint, set it as the background, hide and move the taskbar, hide desktop icons, and set the screen rotation to landscape flipped in the display settings. You’ll get a desktop that appears normal but can’t be interacted with, and a cursor that moves upside down and backwards. Rotate your victim’s mouse the wrong way around if they’re gullible and they’ll think the mouse messed everything up,

In much the same way roadkill ages better than a roadside piss bottle

RIDF begone

The Android Open Source Project and all of its resources wouldn’t go anywhere, it would just lose its biggest parasite.