there’s something pretty inherently funny about the wealthy compulsion to make a perfectly fine face look like Mr Popo as soon as they get their first passive income.

I regret that people in my tax bracket feel the need to try and copy that look. the blow-up doll lips aren’t for us, but mental illness doesn’t care.

well luckily we won’t be asking Mark Zuckerberg to explain it to them in the middle of a court hearing

yeah my fellow workers want me dead. they might be on their own for this one, chief.

60 yrs and many wars later:

“you know maybe I don’t love a capitalist Shah for you. do you think you could maybe try the republic thing again, just so I can compare them? still sell me oil though. don’t not sell me oil, like, ever.”

RIP Holden Bloodfeast ✊😔 respectable bipartisan

that sounds a little harder than what I’m trying to pull off. I heard there’s this super secret scumbag lifehack where if an autistic person picks a country different enough from their own, their social symptoms tend to just appear as average immigrant idiosyncrasies.

I’m pretty repulsed by my own country’s culture so I’m hoping I’ll be spared that “grass is always greener” fallacy that tends to befall other expats.

take my energy, blahaj ✊ evolve to your next form

trying to emigrate. I can’t die here this sad and this alone. I’m motivated by self hate and a delusion that since I was happy one time it could happen again

Every year some inbred fucker tests the water with his toes so see if they can deny the holocaust yet. We ain’t getting flying cars.

HELL YEEAH BROTHER THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. WHEN THE RING’S AROUND THE ROZY AND OUR POCKETS FULL OF POZY ASHES ASHES WE CAN’T ALL FALL DOWN. ANYWAY THANKS FOR SHARING ARRRROOOOOO

holy based

Couple of these here 50 states gotta go. I’m annexing them on behalf of Rhode Island. Try to fuckin stop me. Wait does anybody know my powers only work for 48 hours? Cuz otherwise I think I can bluff

I wish I was half the man he is