She literally mentions the KGB in some scene. Maybe that part is retconned later, but I literally cringed back from the dissonance.

Eh, it’s just dumb, imperialist propaganda. Not like we’re not completely immersed in this shit. And they’re mediocre action films with some competent actors in them.

Backhendl is a German term for roast chicken (at least in some dialect), Friedhof means graveyard. Backhendlfriedhof is a derogatory term for fat person.

It wasn’t supposed to mimic a blowjob, he was complaining about mic stands being too short and him having to hunch over to be properly audible. It’s just way funnier without the context.

When cigarettes are just a bit too healthy.

“We are happy to announce that years after the development of the Torture Vortex, we have finally built the Agony Nexus from the cult novel WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE GODDAMN TORTURE VORTEX, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS? ANYWAY, DO NOT, AND I REPEAT, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, BUILD THE AGONY NEXUS!”

The Mediterranean Sea isn’t exactly an ocean, but yeah, the point stands.

Человек-амфибия, you can find it subbed on YouTube.

His entire career is based on doing stupid and dangerous things whilst afflicting maximum damage to himself for laughs. Like, that’s his entire thing.

He isn’t a bad person, he’s just a massive idiot. Many such cases.

Genuinely, least damage done.

This person has all the money they could ever wish for, all the opportunities to do what they want, to become whoever they want to be, to interact with whomever they wish to interact. They could pick up woodworking, blacksmithing, learn about science, philosophy, history, politics, the arts, whatever. Instead, they choose to do this, day in, day out. It’s sad, honestly.

Did Franz von Papen write this comment?

Ah, the tried and true succdem tactic of “punching left” (at other succdems lmao). Worked great in Germany in the last 20s, the SPD secured power for eternity and Germany has achieved socialism.

He’s fuckugly and a massive prick on a personal level. And since optics is all that matters to liberals, he’s the worst politician in history.

Honestly, where is the lie?

Power Dynamics.

I would be that guy.

I’m a Central Asian person living in Germany. I’m keenly aware of the threat to the lives and livelihoods of us, a threat that has been made ever more clear since October 7th. However, in terms of destructive force that can be unleashed onto the rest of the world, this wave of fascism is shaping up to be the farce to the tragedy it was last time around.