readoncontradiction [none/use name]

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Cake day: July 15th, 2024

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  • I met Speed once in Dublin, I violently pushed my way through a crowd of twelve year olds that were yelling the nword to see Speed, he was in a car surrounded by a security detail of big black dudes wearing sunglasses, I ran up to the car and pressed my face up to glass cracking it and leaving a bit of blood on the window. The security detail threw me to the ground but were overwhelmed by the twelve year olds. It was absolute chaos, I was about to be trampled to death like it was a South Korean Halloween Party, until Speed rolled down the window, climbed through it, and started barking like a dog on the roof of his car. The crowd of racist twelve year old fell silent as Speed went on a long rant about being the son of Ronaldo, I managed to get up during this, and I immediately charged him asking for a selfie. The car drove off with Speed still on the roof, he fell off, and was torn limb from limb by his rabid fans, I got a lock of his hair. Overall I would say he is a pretty cool dude.









  • I want to live long enough to bask in the glow of Joe Biden and shuffle down a street with countless other Joe Bidens who deserved it and probably stumble over after my leg falls off from the Joe Biden. At the very least I want an outline of Joe Biden to remain so that when school children return to ground zero in the field trips they can Corn Pop on everyone who ded while Fortnite dancing because nuclear war will not kill Joe Biden