queentuplet [doe/deer]

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Cake day: July 13th, 2023

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  • Mine’s got to be Meshuggah’s The Violent Sleep of Reason.

    geeking out:

    Tracks in order:

    1. Janky broken machine riff. And they have chords? What the fuck are those?
    2. Paying respects to classic metal, and dare I say there’s even some blues in there? Then an amazing illusory infinitely descending riff.
    3. Not my favorite song, but it’s still solid. The solo sounds like a joke but also fucking slaps, and the following sections saves the song.
    4. The outro of this song is contender for fattest riff on the album.
    5. The verse rhythm is hidden in the 4:15 section. Best song overall?
    6. Another infinitely descending riff. Then the solo riff which does so much with basically a single note.
    7. Holy shit the verse is so fucking nasty! Outro also fattest riff contender.
    8. Seemingly random (except the verse) which then mostly gets unlocked at 3:18 by a riff that is both amazing on its own, but is also introduced … in the middle of a solo, wtf? At the end “gazing to the sky” actually a rare emotional moment.
    9. The verse proves that tone matters, it’s so goddamn crispy.
    10. Really fitting ending song.







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  • why is every vaguely jazz related song like this:

    00:00 - HOLY SHIT THIS IS INCREDIBLE, IT’S PLAYFUL, INSPIRING, ENERGIZING, BEWILDERING, GIVES YOU ENERGY, VALIDATES YOUR FEARS AND SOMEHOW ALSO GIVES YOU HOPE FOR THE FUTURE, THE VERY REASON YOU REMEMBER THIS SONG IN THE FIRST PLACE
    00:29 - we gotta have 🤡 a 🤡 saxophone 🤡 solo 🤡 right?
    05:43 - the 🤡 worst 🤡 bass 🤡 solo 🤡 you’ve heard in your life
    08:35 - what even is this, they are just playing 🤡 random 🤡 notes 🤡 with 🤡 no 🤡 connection 🤡 to 🤡 anything 🤡 else
    12:43 - prepare yourself, here’s 🤡 the 🤡 “experimental”* 🤡 section 🤡 (*latest fad)
    13:12 - 🤡 more 🤡 saxophone 🤡 wankery 🤡
    14:52 - 🤡 simultaneous 🤡 saxophone 🤡 and 🤡 piano 🤡 solo
    16:23 - REJOICE, FOR THE ACTUAL SONG RETURNED, IT’S THE INTRO AGAIN, FUCK, HOPE THEY KEEP PLAYING THIS STUFF FOR A WHILE BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT, SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF THE SONG ENDED SOON
    16:25 - end