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This one:

https://lemmy.ml/post/16995334

Check if it is Tuesday.

You’ll have to tip it first, seeing as it’s wider than it is tall.

One day we will commit to a git repo where we will be judged not by the pointyness of our banana but the contents of our peel.

There was another account doing this with a slightly different name yesterday. Lemmy’s been pretty sheltered thus far, but it may be time for some automated spam detection…

It’s guns per eagle, get it right. What would eagles per gun even be?

Haven’t touched reddit socially in 8 months, but every now and then I’ll use it to search for opinions or instructions on things. Searched “reddit best domain registrar” recently and landed on a thread where top to bottom, every comment recommending a registrar was from a bot and/or banned account. No real person testimonials, all ads. And as AI implementations improve, that’s going to get harder to spot. In the meantime, I’m formatting searches like “best domain registrar lemmy” because reddit is legit that bad rn.

And there’s 3 billion Facebook users which means there must be trillions of companies spying on them! Crazy when you don’t think about it.

Everyone in this thread ignoring that sushi refers to the style and preparation of the rice. The rolled sushi is maki, literally “to roll.”

How long should I wait for the employee?

Most of my code is untyped. First I type it, then I realize it’s all wrong and use backspace to untype it.

The full album Chronologic by Caravan Palace.

Ginger: I love you so much

Mittens: I tolerate you so much

I have a big brain, so I refuse all microchips. I won’t settle for anything less than a macrochip.

Had not considered this. The rate at which I’m offering telephones and then withholding them is actually criminal.

My cat and I play a game where I ask, “Do you want a [word other than treat]?” five or six times before asking if he wants a treat, to teach him that not all questions mean treats are about to be given.

It’s insane the force with which he turns his face away from me, as if to say, “Excuse me but I really need to be in the kitchen right now, treats are about to be given,” when I ask if he wants a telephone. No matter how many times I tell him he has misheard, he simply does not believe me.

12-season plan, wow. I was thinking it would take them about 8 seasons to get to current if they merge some of the smaller arcs (e.g. Skypiea and Thriller Bark) into adjacent sagas. Makes me wonder if the 12-season plan includes the final (as of yet unseen) saga. If not, they must really be planning on giving each saga a full retelling with its own season. Hope they get to complete the series!