As a wise man once said, if you wonder what you would’ve done during the Holocaust, you’re doing it now.

Joke’s on them. I can’t afford to replace my 20 year old car because everything is completely unaffordable in this hellscape

They put the daily wire and daily mail above the decent reporting of Rolling Stone. This chart is bullshit.

If you get rid of “in his bed,” then the police murdered many of their leaders. But yeah they absolutely executed Fred Hampton… Not just in his bed, but while he was sleeping next to his pregnant girlfriend, whom he died shielding with his body.

Lucky for me, I can’t afford to replace my 20 year old car anyway.

Is that a picture of Joe Exotic?

Now, all restaurants are taco bell.

Too many people born on third base think they hit a triple.

I mean… They are Nestle, so they might as well bee

You have to accept that privacy costs money because your data isn’t being sold. For $5+ a month you can use proton Mail or tutanota. For ~$2 a month you can use Zoho mail or Titan mail.

Whatever you choose, it will be worth it.

If they push a few million people to FOSS and we’re all just happily using Lemmy and Mastodon on Firefox in Linux, I’m ok with that.

If they push a few million people to FOSS and we’re all just happily using Lemmy and Mastodon on Firefox in Linux, I’m ok with that.

Any lyrics would be better than “tell me more…did she put up a fight?”

It is an absolute nightmare, but you can gain some privacy back with ublock origin, an adblocking DNS on your phone, Firefox, a VPN, and ditching all things google/meta. As I type this out, I am reminded how much effort it takes to claw back your privacy…yeah OP, I’m with you, the modern internet is a profit-at-all-cost cesspool that can eat a moldy potato!

https://f-droid.org/packages/com.aurora.store/

F-droid for open source apps, Aurora Store for all the Play Store apps. You’re welcome :)

My retirement plan: wait for the zombie apocalypse. No rent, no taxes, no cubicles.

How many ducks would it take to span the equator if they were all lined up in a row?

Mine’s going to be called “I can’t believe it’s not I can’t believe it’s not butter”

When you have a nice, fast car…and a million people all try to get in it at once, you’re gonna have some issues. Once the wave passes, you’ll all find this is a nice, speedy car.

lol, yeah! Thanks, comrade.