MR CHAPO DO YOU LIKE YOUR HEALTH?!

How about we just create ShitCoin that mints more coins every time a trendy new startup launches and then burns coins whenever they fail

Wait a minute lmao this is not the same thing. This is a crypto thing

Uhhh woah

Edit: This is not LibSky lol I’m just dumb

I mean he’s probably like “you fuckers pushed me out of the election and then you lost, how’s that going for ya? Lmao”

There was a big UFO hearing in Congress today? Some wildly fun stuff came out of it like Lauren Boebert questioning witnesses on her belief in basically Atlantis and hybrid human-alien super people lmao incredible. Also fun quote from Luis Elizondo, a former intelligence officer and DoD official apparently (lol) in this NPR article on the hearing:

“Let me be clear: UAP are real,” he wrote. “Advanced technologies not made by our Government — or any other government — are monitoring sensitive military installations around the globe. Furthermore, the U.S. is in possession of UAP technologies, as are some of our adversaries.”

I honestly think our timeline is dumb enough not to exclude the future of the US going to war with China over accusations of it harboring extraterrestrial technology lmao the savages can’t possibly have better tech than us without help from the underwater aliens!!

Edit: Immaculate Constellation - the forbidden report itself folks, courtesy of South Carolina Rep Nancy Mace

He’s probably going to make it so that government departments will be rewarded in Dogecoin if they’re deemed efficient

Can’t wait to watch this guy’s eyeballs fall out of his head live on tv

We are in the dumbest disintegration of reality possible. Whoever is running this simulation scum saved millions of years ago and is just pushing buttons for fun

I think the link beneath that is like “continue on website” essentially, worked for me

Lmao Germany who ostensibly “has rules” against this domestically and then votes against at the UN

This feels just like my Dark Urge playthrough

Gotcha thanks

Why was Alaskaball banned

As is tradition, like a bottle against the ship of this week’s news mega

How about we both walk away (and straight into a firm embrace)

Don’t suppose I’ve ever been first, what an honor

Common mistake; Hillary Clinton was the first

Literally most people. Not sure how to get past that tbh

Pretty wild this just simply would not make a difference to any liberal if you showed them this