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(and these days it feels lime a matter time until i hear sabbath playing in home depot)

…for me it was the first time i heard ozzy in a grocery store, twenty-something years ago…

…the first was manic fanfic; i suppose whether that’s tolerable depends on the audience…

…i think the social conditioning to marry prince charming was profound; kind of like religion, we all want to believe in someone to sweep off our feet and make our dreams come true…

…i don’t have my finger on the pulse of generation alpha but for awhile i hoped generation Z might leave that baggage behind them…

…we used banana leaves in puerto rico; they use corn husks here in texas…

…my cat loved to do this with the styrofoam inserts from my original transformers boxes…

YOU wOULDN’T
DOWNLOAd A
CIVILISATION

…i played a call of cthulhu adventure like that…

asphaltic road works:

fresh oil
loose gravel
loose sand

…nihilists!..f*ck me: i mean, say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it’s an ethos…

beep-beep-beep-beep! beep. beep.

…when i trained as a rescue diver, i learned that it’s not drowning unless you die: if you survive, it’s a near-drowning…

…two-thirds a dram of scotch whisky…

…for fine drafting, rotation is the last thing you want: that chisel-tip is precious, lead holders are love, lead holders are life…

…pretty much this: you’ll be fined for anything other than well-groomed grass growing in your yard…

…i climbed onto the roof of the press box over kyle field and peed into the open air hundreds of feet below: it evaporated before hitting the ground…

…the craziest part was that it wasn’t there throughout the entire show: during that particular set, it loomed up from nowhere behind the stage and then lurched out over the crowd, or at least those of us who had pushed up front on the floor…

…i’ve seen some pretty epic shows by some pretty epic bands, but the last time i saw muse play, i did not expect to see a F*CKING HUNDRED-FOOT MECHA lunge out from the stage…

…trinitrons are curved, just two-dimensionally…