Ingmar Bergman died in 2007, so he may have actually seen the first three.

What if SaaS was socialism as a service instead

Soaking wet

You can buy saline solution and start watering it down. Makes it easier to stop needing it

Extreme isLAMism

Deeply unserious country.

Buying jets and committing 5% of gdp to the toilet wasn’t enough prostration

I was gonna say let him cook, but this guy is a fascist, so let him cook in a vat of hot oil

Cats are unfortunately monarchists and will use this information for counter-revolutionary activities

I’m using the public bathroom built on ground zero of dead billionaires row. RIP

Harden your heart, Mr. Mamdani

Please stay at the lathe

He already holds the record, but I guess he could try to beat his high score