“Hi honey, how was your day?”

“Terrible. I accidentally became a falconer and you know how hard I’ve been trying to avoid falconry recently. I thought I was safe.”

Love a War Games reference.

Then you breathe a sigh of relief, merge it with a comment of “bug fix”, write no documentation–especially about how it failed testing, and quit the gig during the inevitable helpdesk explosion; walking away from the fireball like the Michael Bay maniac you are.

What the? I thought Manage Engine was mainly for MDM. If they crammed an ITSM in there, there’s no way it’s as robust as software that was built for it.

Have you tried ClickUp?

Where’s the fun in that? You’ve gotta raw dog life to get your blood pumping.

^Hey, ^why ^are ^my ^prod ^credentials ^revoked? ^Guys?

Lol lemon bars and cuffed jeans. Those last two feel like they’re targeting someone specific.

More like Johnny; drop tables

Yeah, I’ve been thinking about a Duet but I need to check out the Yoga line too. Thanks for reminding me!

Wait until you hear there’s a town in NY named Gotham–pronounced GOthum.

I’m not a mathematician, but I agree with you because this is precisely how one would abbreviate repeating terms in a paper (e.g. The Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) and the Metropolitan Museum of Art (The Met) are both located in New York, New York (colloquially, New York City, or NYC). While MoMA has an art collection of about 200,000 pieces, The Met houses 1.5 million works of art.)

Jesus, it’s not just me! It seems like every answer I need is only found in a video format without labeled bookmarks/sections. I hate it so much. Give me a how-to with concise instructions and gifs, or give me death.

I won’t adopt kittens, personally. Those little shits are cute, sure, but they eat everything and claw everything and try to kill themselves on everything. Just like a toddler.

Even if an older cat wasn’t trained at all, they still get some sort of common sense level up after they pass kitten age.

Exactly. Perfect example of labor owning the means of production.

A true void.

PSA: Stock Android phones, since… maybe Android 12.x or so(?), have a Lockdown mode in the power button shortcut menu that disables bio unlocks and forces pin or password.

Pretty sure actual surveillance organizations don’t need a known Android service to locate you and track what you’re doing.

Really the physical wallet. Or maybe that’s a basket full of baskets lol

You usually have to opt-in to NFC payments without an unlock or confirmation. Actually, I’ve never heard of that as a default setting.

You should look up info about phone payments and temp card numbers in order to reduce some of your fears. Also, check out what is actually stored in epay apps when there’s a connection through a provider, like a bank integration or an integration to another epay partner.

PCI security is about as high as you’d expect from companies that tell consumers they won’t lose their own money to fraud. When it’s the bank’s money, you’d better believe they care.

There are far easier ways to get someone’s money and this ain’t it.

I immediately thought of Steve Jobs.