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OR just do some grappling, it’s really a lot of fun and just great overall.
But if you just want to fake being a martial artist I recommend just buying a black belt and wearing it everywhere. It’s just as stupid, but cheaper and less painful. Or maybe instead of elf ears you can buy cosplay cauliflower ears to wear…🙄
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