Mayor Poopington

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

You must be fun at parties

Huh. I’ve never noticed that before

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.

You would have hated my highschool essays

I have no idea what you mean

Behind the Bastards literally has an episode about this.

I broke the cycle last night. And the night before. And the night before that.

Theres that bot that posts a piped link, but I blocked it because the videos never loaded

With enough people and equipment, anything is possible. I’m sure the JDAMs did most of the heavy lifting.

I bet op is one of those hippies that doesn’t like their SMTP tested on animals

Im curious what you mean by “plays possum”. Because if it doesn’t have a battery backup it wont work very well unplugged. Been looking at cameras for the house lately, and have yet to find one that flips over and sticks its legs in the air when unplugged.

You need a browser such as Tor to access the dark web, from there its similar to the rest of the internet. I’ll let you figure out the rest and you too could be targeted by your own FBI sting!

Its pretty easy to hire a hitman on the dark web. Just be aware, they all seem to be undercover FBI agents.

What I miss most about reddit is r/oneorangebraincell. This is some peak material

Removed by mod

Excuse me, op specifically asked for terrible places

Wait, how did you take that picture?

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