ivanafterall ☑️

GOD DAMN THIS UNHINGED ALPHA MFER WENT AND ACTUALLY DID IT!!!

Thanks, Obama.

We let them vote and look at where we are.

ATTABOY CRANK THAT FUCKING HOG

OUTSIDE VOICE MOTHER FUCKER YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP AND LET THAT DAWG OUT

YOU’RE GOD DAMN RIGHT

COCONUT CURLS MOTHA FUCKAAAAS!!!

Then you are walking along the street when the city folds in on itself. You realize Leonardo Dicaprio is there. This is a dream? As if from afar, you hear a faint voice crying, “Murph! Don’t let me leave, Murph!”

SMOOCH SMOOCH MOTHER FUCKER!!!

FUCK YEAH YOU CRANK MY HOG I CRANK YOUR HOG MFERS!!!

Yes, even you can have a physique like Alfred Hitchcock’s.