Uhh, hey, Donnie? We’re going to need you here to open on saturday too, okay, thanks. And, uh, please tuck in your shirt; I heard corporate is doing inspections this week.

The UN was built to rinse the blood from the hands of imperialism, not to stop it.

This was even before 2-3 attempted assassinations

Trump winning, constantly looking over his shoulder, jumping at every loud noise and gazing too long at every 18 wheeler he sees might be the funniest outcome for a manhattan billionaire

Pretty safe predictions here, so I’ll take a wild swing: Isn’treal shoves Iran into full-blown war ahead of schedule and elections are “delayed”.

I sure hope Brown Hitler beats Orange Hitler.

What a vibrant fucking democracy you amerikkkans sure have over there. Whatever meaningless, bootlicking bourgeois electoralism you choose, let’s hope you don’t get everyone else on earth killed as a result of your endless and unapologetic imperialism, invasions, coups, proxy wars and many genocides.

Is it guilt that keeps you from reading your own history and understanding that all this mass murder that amerikkka has been inflicting on the world for hundreds of years is not driven by the individual incoherent puppets your political system forces you to choose from, but from the very nature of your capitalist empire? Fascism is the product of capitalism in crisis. It’s not a thing you can vote against, since you have absolutely no meaningful input in the decisions of the worlds most violent military empire (and you know it). What kind of political system creates a revolving door for endless marches of psychotic war criminals and even puts a few of them on the menu every few years? Obviously not a system that opposes fascism.

I think the Whitehouse is currently on Code Wilson.

Iran punched through Toilet Paper Dome and David Sling twice now. The second time, Iran dropped a (probably hypersonic) missile right down in Mossad HQ’s front yard, which is being actively covered up and lied about to maintain the illusion of invincibility. Israel is also lying about damage at Nevatim. Any serious attack from Iran can easily hit all strategic targets in Israel. Iran has shown an uncanny amount of patience and it should be clear to Isnt’real that’s coming to an end. They know they’re vulnerable and Bibi’s hands are shaking out of fear.