The real romance story is always in the comments.

Pro-tip: three or more cats are called a clowder. the more you know

Old phones stay hydrated.

I AM A SURGEON DOCTOR HAN.

Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?

Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.