dumbass

I had this broken but working lamp (was just the light part no stand) with a dumb plastic baby blue lamp shade thing that fit perfectly on there as a lid.

I put it there because I worked out one of my dogs was kinda scared of the dark and wouldn’t eat at night unless someone walked out there or we left the big light on, once we put that on and turned it on he was fine.

I think they nerfed the speed of them because of framerate issues.

You don’t have to snort them all, there’s other places to absorb energy drinks.

You know how you make me watch your show? Put Walton Goggins in it!

Game makers should hire me to test their maps, if there’s a spot where I can get 100% stuck no matter what, you bet your shiny metal ass I’ll find it.

Buy the cheap house away from people, only use short sentences when talking to people when you have to venture into town, make and sell hand crafted wood statues of what you see out your window, build an underground bunker full of state of the art spy technology to monitor the town you live in, create a secret Cabal of other people monitoring their towns, slowly take over your country by blackmailing everyone you can, make it a federal crime to even look at your property, retire and enjoy the privacy.

With permission this time tho, right?

Sorry, my bad, I knocked the power cable out from the server when I trying to pick up my popcorn.

A nazi party.

Stfu! Don’t give them ideas!

I thought Lemmy didn’t have targeted advertising!