Ooo yeah back when it came with a free code for Half-Life 2.

I’ve heard it mentioned that a passenger in the rear without a seat belt becomes a projectile in a crash and can kill or injure the person sitting in front of them.

Porn passport = Wanking license

You’re not wrong. Opened it in a mobile browser and it looks messy - but it is a solid product.

Get nautical! Port and starboard.

It adjusted it’s size yeah? And it sought power. So if someone powerful and large were near would Frodo be in for quite the surprise?

Never knew this was a thing, that better not come over here.

I go to scan-while-you-shop places then strategically bag as I walk around the store. 30 seconds to pay and then leave.

1130/100

I used Android phones since the G1 and decided to give it a punt after a few phones in a row developed problems less than 2 years old. Well it turns out Apple devices just work and keep on working so I now have a few.

Still don’t want a Mac though.

Probably because “fuck ‘em, what they gonna do?”.

Agreed. I stopped smoking by switching to vaping, slowly reducing to 0mg and then realised I hadn’t used it for a week so got rid of it all.

I feel personally attacked