I have a laptop where half the keyboard doesn’t work and the mouse gave out, but my full paid Acrobat works, so I keep it.

You’ve never had a nhamburger?

Then some signal from the base unit alerts all units that one detector has gone off, to alarm the home. Either the base unit is sending a false signal, or some outside signal is mimicking the signal.

Personally I’d install a standalone detector in that spot.

Sounds like a bad unit, try replacing it. The fact it’s going off elsewhere and no other detectors go off says it’s the unit.

I missed that you changed units, check your wires.

If the new unit starts going off, you may have a switched wire between your signal (red) and your hot (black) that fried the unit.

I didn’t catch the name of that great parental control service, could you say it again?

They… will… use the penis to quarter military forces?

Yes, why, do you have questions about it?

Fancy way to say you’re on a peak truck!

With no disrespect of the mortician above, medical schooling would be the appropriate term. Medical school is generally equivalent to a phd with an internship after.

That might lead to competency. We don’t do that here.

Was there a “job for a job” program run by management?

That’s how it should work.

I read about it in the book “Body of Secrets” about the NSA; I think that was the first release that the US knew Israel had positively identified the American flag, but attacked the ship anyway.

At this point I feel even Japan will admit their whale skin fighter technology is just a poor attempt to support their whaling industry.

Ask an animal shelter if you can volunteer to walk the dogs.

Get a gym membership, and if anyone looks at you funny, say “I have no idea what I’m doing, advice is appreciated.”

Learn the hobbies of 2 coworkers and ask about them.

Look at meetup.com for things in your area.

Sit in a park and read poetry. Eventually a girl will approach as long as you focus on reading (it might take days, poetry girls are shy).

Has anyone here ever had sex in a canoe? I can only imagine the logistics of laying down enough life preservers to make it comfortable, and any sidewards motions should be right out unless you want to turn this into skinny dipping. I guess you could use the momentum to your advantage to get some good thrusts in, but really, has the bottom of a canoe ever smelled sexy?

Just something to think about.

Oil benders are only rare because of the fire nation.

I just realized last night I slept soundly knowing my kids were old enough to handle any emergency and wake me from a deep sleep if they needed me. I feel I just experienced a real milestone in my life.

The internet is vast, and many somebodies make hats. You will probably find it’s much more expensive then a normal hat, as the prototyping cost is spread against many hats when you buy one.

You can select an artist online, and work out an hourly rate and an estimated time. The more work you have done on the hat, the less time you will spend on them filling in gaps in getting to a finished product. If you are forming felt, that will require building a mold, which can take a bit of time and money.

I’m an electrician in the PNW, and that plug will usually run you $750 to move one close to that spot, just for a price point.