That’s cute that you think it will take 8 years. Just adorable.

This comment is for other readers: they are pulling shit out of their ass, placing blame where they believe it will do the most damage. Do yourself a favor and block them.

It wasn’t the leftists that did this, it was the gullible bumblefucks in rural America.

Like most social media snips, this would be better without the response.

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Good establishments don’t have their gift cards expire.

Gift cards are great if the recipient often shops at a given store, but the giver isn’t sure what they want.

Let’s say I’ve got a friend who loves board games. I don’t want to get them a board game, because A. They might already have it, or B. Someone else might get them the same one. A gift card to a game store would be the perfect gift for them.

I think the problem in your case was that a Dunkin gift card wasn’t a great gift for you specifically, but the giver was trying, so don’t be too hard on them.

I didn’t say I hated it.

If I hate a book I don’t finish it.

Worst book I’ve finished?

Probably Fellowship of the Ring.

Return of the King was great, though.

There are worse books I started and put down.

I used to feel the same way. If you’re talking about the direction you’re moving your hand, it assumes your hand is above, not below.

Had a similar hangup with less than/greater than symbols.

That’s the food poisoning that’s bad, though, not the diarrhea.

Better than constipation… as long as you can wash off

Psst… hail Sithis.

I use YouCut to condense short porn vids into very short highlight loops

I have better luck with a pot on the stove than a rice cooker. Start with some olive oil, add the rice, add water so the water line is 1cm above the rice line. High heat. Stir occasionally. Once it’s at a full boil, give it a final stir, turn down to low and put a lid on it. Let sit for 10 min. Turn stove off. Serve with butter, pepper, salt. Boom.

This is for white rice btw.

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Don’t skip Razor

Harris’s hands are tied due to a contract. The people who bemoan the genocide are encouraging fascism by ignoring the contract.

My wife calls herself a troll, but is referring to the dolls with crazy hair. That kind is ok.

A person in a contract has to fulfill the terms of that contract, though.

I see you didn’t dispute being a fascist