Honestly, if your goals include conserving an inhabitable environment for the human race in the future, conserving a semblance of wealth for everyone but the top, like, dozen people on Earth, conserving the rights of workers and consumers against an overwhelming opposition, conserving democracy for future generations (and all that against the best efforts of a supposedly “conservative” party), your parents may have been right.

Q: “How many r are there in strawberry?”

A: “This question is usually answered by giving a number, so here’s a number: 632. Mission complete.”

Sure, when the chips fall, eating a computer rig won’t stave off starvation for even a minute.

We finally found evidence of something trickling downwards. Or pouring down, rather.

*the peed nart

Absolutely catastrophic mismanagement.

Hard disagree. When the vultures gut and eat the racehorse they just bought, they’re perfectly happy with the outcome.

Should still be somewhere. Maybe in the carpet or the sofa…

And that’s why we must lock every one of our free citizens up. Y’know, for their protection.

Since Goebbels used the phrase “If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear”, then he’d be the one arguing against the right to privacy. The fascist dogma is eroding privacy in favour of surveillance - ostensibly to protect the people, but really just to control them.

No no no, that’s just “Florida Man”, that’s the one dude you keep hearing about. Florida Georg is a statistical outlier and should not be counted.

Third Half-Life 3 DLC likely to launch before GTA6 too.

Yeah, once you’ve given the app permission to snoop out all your data, they have what they came for and don’t need you to keep it any longer.

“Yeah, well, but having no mods is actually great, we don’t even need no mods and these grapes are too sour anyway.” - not an alt account of spez at all

Aaand that’s enough internet for today.

Fun fact: one of these three is actually just someone in a suit. Who it is may surprise you.

I feel uneasy upvoting this.

I hear that every single person who drowned with the Titanic was later found to have elevated concentrations of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies. Coincidence? I think not.

I’d take the entirety of the USA’s military hardware. Nobody said how big the backpack was.

“Who are you and how did you get into my house?”

Make sure your homies’ corporations can extract as much wealth as possible before that happens. Blame your domestic political opponents for any negative consequences whatsoever.