gotta love seeing everyone else celebrating something about the date that we are already done with

🎶do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate!🎶

I remember getting like 3 tickets for “part 1 out of 2 for a free car” a few months ago when they were doing the monopoly thing. I now realise that the employees probably just took all the part 2 ones for themselves.

printer ink, it costs them like 3 cents to make each cartridge and they sell it for so god damn much.

they also go out of their way to have chips in the cartridges and in the printers that make the printer not function if any ink is even running low, doesn’t matter if you want to print something in black and white you had better fucking buy more cyan ink

what happened before humans simulator

why does that sticker look like you poorly photoshopped text on it

water cooling

use firefox + ublock, i have yet to see an ad on youtube with this.

also stuff like privacy badger is useful

allow me to introduce you to splatoon

damn now i feel stupid for quickly weighing out the pros of each and deciding when you wrote this whole essay studying the exact pros and cons of each and how useful they would be in everyday life, then simplifying the list down

i would say 4 and 7. 6 seems useful at first but what if you need surgery?

you gotta wait until they release the exact same emulator on the switch with the new switch online expansion pack plus premium ultra 3D bonus pass

hey don’t act like its a bad thing, i was getting tired of my home page being beans and only beans

this is beautiful but god why did you have to choose yellow text out of every colour. i should show this to my dyslexic friend and see how far he gets

Thou is havest a stroke

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake