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what’s a power bottom in lesbian?

the ability to scan one’s brain to unlock all the memories that i hope are still stored in there, uses would be things like knowing exactly how many times you’ve sneezed, how many sandwinches you’ve eaten, how many total minutes spent hiccuping, and you take the information and compare your stats with friends

i have this thing where when i’m focused, but switching tasks, i’ll click my tongue but it’s always the tune of nick nick nick n’nick nick nick o lo dea onnn

not a movie, but charlie from iasip, he could fix me, i’d make him milk steak every night with extra jelly beans T-T i’d just have to kidnap him from the gang first -_-

you’re whale cum