I was referring to the child.

Children don’t get to pick their name or their parents.

I was going to make that joke too but given the real victim of the punchline is someone who had no ability to consent or exercise control in the situation it doesn’t feel right.

Gender: 1x38b

THE WOKE MOB HAS GONE TOO FAR

So the assumption is that you just get to occupy the safe for free and the cops will do nothing?

Also, what about the liability portion?

Banners hang from branches and rafters proclaiming “FOR THE COMMONS, NOT LANDLORDS OR BUREAUCRACY” and “NI JEFES, NI FRONTERAS”

I don’t know what that last part means but I’m going to assume it means “No fronters and no Jeffs”

It’s a cool idea but land usage costs and liability are going to be be significant barriers that I didn’t think were addressed sufficiently.

Who would build multi unit housing?

If the cans were even shorter (closer to cube/ more efficient for amount of aluminum used) you might be able to put 2 on top of eachother

Yet another relationship breakdown solved simply by polyamory.

You can love your rooster and your boyfriend at the same time.

ty mr chunk

*Yeah but something something shrimp threadmills something something dyed hair. *

TLDR news did a piece on DOGE and the emphasis on counting errors was really funny.

https://youtu.be/t8msjr7CPsc

But if you look at the comments there are plenty of people who are more than glad to cherrypick and extrapolate and pretend like the numbers are real and actual work is being done.

You’re thinking of WhatsApp

Telegram is more likely to be Saudi spyware than associated with American tech giants lol

“The Resistance” needs to move off of Twitter and onto Telegram or some other messenger that doesn’t have a massive backdoor to the Feds.