My wife’s cat* hated me and I didn’t see her for 9 months. She was an indoor cat.

*(We got two rescue cats the day after we moved into our house. It’s not like I butted into a long relationship.)

A Toyota embedded, like a javelin, 6 feet off the ground in the side of an abandoned building.

They made the first 90° turn of a dog-leg, but missed the second and, with the help of a ditch, launched into the air at the building.

I had a cat that, for 16 years, would unerringly launch herself onto my groin as I lay in bed. Swapping places with my partner did not help. Only her passing released me.

I applaud your choice of overlord.

This model never came with any.

Thanks

Coworker of mine was handling hardware returns for our main data center. There were two issues with this: It wasn’t his job and he never told anyone about it. Work fired him during his vacation because they saw he wasn’t completing his assignments, but never asked him for reasons.

Six months later, the company got hit with over 200k in service plan renewals for hardware we no longer used.

For Super-Earth!

My oldest cat needs to walk the perimeter of our house once a day because of the neighbor’s outdoor cat. She tolerates a harness and lead (which I needed to prevent her from chasing things. The other two cats follow her progress from the windows.

Congratulations on your promotion!

Oh, I thought you got promoted to my command chain.

Constant chattering. This is now his favorite pastime.

Named by my youngest, Doctor Patches NASACat’s doctorate is in Astrophysics.

I have a similar model.

And the scars from giving in.

We have three cats. (SIC with Luxury Floof Upgrade was elsewhere).

Pretty much.

The tallest is 4’ and all three pack in less space than a multi-part tree. Also, we keep them up thru January. Mostly due to laziness, but we retire the ornaments shortly after Christmas.

The cats love running about in the “forest”.

Them last month.

My house has been lucky so far. What has worked for us is never having just one cat. There has always been at least two cats in our house (three for the past 15 years). While this imparts a hierarchy amongst them, they are not territorial.

So tiny. So adorable.

Always the best way to get cats.