Well played.

Gotta get that deep clean in the shower ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sorry I just assumed this was more boomer shitting on the youngins like usual so that’s my bad.

It’s because analog clocks are becoming obsolete. You can scream about the young peoples all you want but that’s the reality.

The only time I ever did was with Microsoft years ago on the Xbox 360.

I bought a game online then a couple days later it kept telling me I didn’t own the game but they still took my money. So I called customer service and after being transferred for the 6th time I finally lost my shit. I explained multiple times that I’m not angry with the rep but that this whole situation was completely unacceptable and it either needs fixed immediately or I’m trashing my Xbox and buying a Playstation.

They gave me a full refund and let me keep the game.

I’m a professional social media browser.

I think I’d actually kill myself.

I mean Morgan Freeman has openly stated he wished black people didn’t use the nword and there are black Republicans so this could very well be a real thing

I always pronounced it zhitter

Job: Cook

Person: Manager

“No one wants to work anymore”

No one ever wanted to work motherfucker. That’s why we’re fucking paid to be here. If you weren’t paying us we wouldn’t fucking be here. But you pay us the bare fucking minimum and expect us to work like we’re paid immense luxury wages.

Take a sandy brick and insert it as a suppository.

Burning in style 😎

I work in food and the amount of customers that act like every mistake is a personal attack is wild.

If you actually think someone is deliberately messing up your food you need to just stop going there entirely.

Just because you don’t understand something within the first 5 seconds doesn’t mean it’s stupid.

Also information changes on a daily basis. Just because someone gave you different information than what you were taught doesn’t mean they were taught wrong. Look it up.

Maybe that’s it. Sounds about right.

Don’t be a dick and you won’t have to deal with the consequences of being a dick.

There’s a name for this I just can’t remember what it is.

It’s all about following the social contract. If you break the social contract you are no longer protected by the social contract.

So if you walk around advocating for the harm of others, you’ve violated the contract and your rights are forfeit.

Obviously there’s nuance but the point is there.

The bear would eat women alive while they simp for an actual killer.

White Knuckles by Five Finger Death Punch

Alex Jones has entered the chat

Sues you and wins but it only costs the company 5% of their normal monthly profits

Am I the only one that doesn’t understand how something could fall into a negative price range? Like does that mean the power companies have to pay the people using power? And how is power being that cheap a problem in any way? Isn’t cheap accessible power what we’ve been striving to achieve??