TaleOfSam

I got got on this one, holy shit

As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

Life’s wild, my friend

[ Children’s screams have been removed ]

Haha I love fixing things no not that one

My-My neck is freakishly large-

Alex Jones ate all my health upgrades and his neck grew three inches wider

It’s been decided. What’s left to discuss?