Darknet markets/vendor guides can be a helpful jumping off point to your search since that’s literally what those people do, professionally.

First they came with the pronouns, and I did dip out—because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the libs, and I did not speak out— because I was not a chapo.chat user anymore

Then they came for the capitalist society, and I did speak out—because I was actually a fed the whole time

Then they came for me—and there was luxury gay space communism.

To each according to their ability, I tried folks. My abilities are questionable but God dammit I tried.