SeeMarkFly

Written by people that didn’t know where the sun went at night. Excellent reference material if you want to die from measles.

If you see Bill, tell him I’m pissed.

I am one of the unfortunate ones that, during a double-blind test, became addicted to placebos. My life is now a living hell. I can’t fine any good placebos anywhere. I go to the drug store and say “throw me a life saver”, they give me butterscotch.

I order the vegetarian pizza because I like all the vegetables but then I add two toppings of meat because I like meat.