Hmm, weird. This doesn’t sound like an explanation of actions that an oppressed people could take against their oppressors.
Want to try that again?
Hmm, weird. This doesn’t sound like an explanation of actions that an oppressed people could take against their oppressors.
Want to try that again?
Do an experiment, Einstein! Grace us with your genius! I’m sure he would’ve come up with a good reason to tut-tut the prisoners in the Warsaw Ghetto for capturing a few Nazi “civilians.”
and ignore the yapping mutts.
Call it KHive
He also managed to mumble this out during the debate a week ago, too. However, we can’t be sure Biden even knows what year it is, so it’s unclear if he still believes this hilarious lie or if he thinks it’s 2022.
Promise?
Damn, this made an otherwise shit day actually feel better . Truly uplifting news and a big fat Death to AmeriKKKa and everyone else who targeted and tortured him for the crime of exposing their atrocities to the world.
Same. My friends and I had a big laugh over the resurrection of Paul Bearer.
Oh well still hilarious.
Edit: Oh my god, now I’m going through his account and there are some amazing works in there. 10/10 bit.
In addition to just doing the “but Trump’s cognitive decline!!” bit, there’s also a ton of “I’m forgetful too and I’m only 38!” or “let’s cut the guy some slack! Watch his SOTU speech and tell me he’s got cognitive decline!” which is just…yeah.
“The Emperor’s New Clothes” is an instruction manual for these freaks.
This thread could’ve been its own post here imo. Just too good.
“Technically, they only had a 72-day working majority, sweaty. What did you expect them to get done? Don’t you know how long it took to get the ACA passed? Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of good!”
“Y’all there weren’t 60 pro-choice senators in 2009. There still aren’t, but there weren’t then, either, so I don’t know what you wanted from them.”
“The president is not a king no matter how much you Bernie Bros want it to be true!”
Like I really don’t want to hand it to the guy, especially in a hypothetical, especially because he is an incompetent fascist, and especially because I’m sure we’d have invariably wound up in the same place as we did under Brandon before long because the orphan crushing machine would have eventually been given more orphans to crush regardless of who was president. But there is no doubt in my mind that plenty of hogs would’ve cast their “closely held” beliefs about the nanny state aside in 2020 if the Trump White House even feigned some kind of support for taking better precautions (or just appealing to the racist heart of Amerikkka by framing it as a “protect American patriotism from the elusive China flu!!!”) instead of coming around to side with the plague rats. That’s countless lives that could’ve been saved in the process.
If the Dems still won control of Congress in 2020 I imagine they’d have become the ones reflexively acting to curtail second-term Trump’s attempts to end pandemic aid or the moratoriums, and might’ve even cared about pushing for upgraded ventilation, better testing and tracking infrastructure, remote work policies, and additional stimulus checks. It’d be funny if something good happened in this country as a result, simply because the Dems were actually engaged in harm reduction over the cheeto winning re-election. Instead they just became a new wave of plague rats under their own incompetent fascist.
He was also toast before he got the shot in the arm that was all of the other Reagan Democrats dropping out simultaneously except and we were ordered to treat the Jim Clyburn endorsement and SC primary win as if it decided the whole election. Right before all this the man was talking about leaving record players on for kids at night to help them learn, saying he didn’t care about young people’s issues, saying he’d veto M4A, and getting chewed out by his eventual VP pick for being a segregationist.
I’m still convinced that if Trump started selling cloth “Keep America Great” masks on his campaign website or worn one around for a few days he would’ve won.
Polls only have utility when they’re confirming my biases or proving how dogshit Amerikkka is, otherwise I will make up a reason to dismiss them!
On politics the Brandon fart-huffers keep saying “Biden is doing what most Americans want” on the border and then posting polls to prove it. Simultaneously, if there’s any mention of his approval ratings or his chances of winning reelection, then all polls are fundamentally flawed and should not be trusted because the only people who ever participate in them are old fogeys with landlines.
Which way, Brandon Bros?
Well sweaty, when they get help from their buddies China, Iran, Hamas, Hezbollah, and North Korea, suddenly there’s more than enough resources to destroy the entire western world by creating divisions between us
Can’t stop laughing at all of the “if Biden/Schumer puts the screws to Manchin, he’ll just leave the party and nuke the razor thin Senate majority!!” whining they do whenever anyone brings up how weird it is that he’s nearly always rewarded despite often acting as a singular roadblock to the Democrats’ supposedly closely-held policy goals.
Well, it happened anyway, losers! Now what are you gonna do?
Tbh my immediate thought was “oh that’s perfect. This is probably how the Harris team is formulating positions on everything irl” before laughing at what was actually at the bottom of the board.