and grits straight off Natalie Portman.

Go on…

Removed by mod

Great, I’m the jerk that shows up a few years afterward, inspecting the errant arm and elephant trunk wondering what the actual F the original programmer was thinking.

Then I cut off the trunk and slap a dog nose on it because I hate VB.

WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?

Star Trek: Picard, S2E06

“Hey, everybody, there’s a shit cloud coming! Run for your lives!”

*shitty gender stereotypes

Normalize and index your damn drawers or you’re deadlocked!

“Software engineers aren’t real engineers because they don’t work on physical engines.”

-An absolute dumbass telling me this to my face years ago while literally designing a software solution for (hardware) engineers on a manufacturing line

Downvoters don’t know Brave is the best thing for iOS users.

Ya see, Android fellows, Apple forces everyone onto webkit in iOS, and iOS Firefox can’t use extensions.

Brave has its blocker built in.

What are ads?

-pihole / uBlock / Brave browser user

Bah! This is clearly a windows meme! Take it back to c/linux!

(I’m over there too)

The D: is a CD-ROM. Geez!

Dang whippersnappers.

My shoe can practically run Linux as a desktop OS.

Though to be fair, there’s no real reason anything that runs 10 can’t run windows 11 besides Microsoft’s artificial compatibility list.

If only it had a pulley in the middle…

Goddamn pay-to-win model!

And the blackjack!

Am I posting on social media?

If so, then, and wherever my phone pings to a tower.

Well, or I’m on the exercise bike, because the phone thinks I’m taking steps, so I double up on calorie calculations as an excuse to drink more.

… but that stays only on the phone, right?

…right?

I find it to be very much the opposite, but infinite diversity in infinite combinations.

I mean… just saying

Given I have to work relatively often in legacy VB, I wholeheartedly agree. But I’d kill to be working in C# instead.

Strongly typed is life!