Those songs infuriate me, Walmart does the same thing too. They always sound like some mediocre dude/dudette just banged them out in an afternoon over some knockoff karaoke backing track. As somebody who tries to appreciate when music has a lot of effort or technical skill or even deep emotion put into it, those songs are an affront to me in every way that matters.

‘Oi bruv, moo innit’ makes me giggle every time

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I have somehow never heard of this before today, I know where the rest of my day is going. Thank you!

That program sounds awesome, what is it? I love old midi tunes lol

Shhh… Don’t spoil it for us

You ain’t gonna like it…

It’s all over TikTok right now, just search ‘breakdance australia’ or something similar.

Oh, hi Mark

Definitely checking this out, it looks like it will scratch a very specific itch lol

D’ye like dags?

2014 was literally the worst year of my life, take me back to 2005 please

I know what I’m doing this weekend

Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

Athletic Brewing Company is a brewery that only does non-alcoholic beers, and they’re pretty tasty. I recommend their Kölsch and their Weat-Coast IPA.

Guess you’ll have to go look into the sarcasm pit and report back what you see.

You gotta go get the good sarcasm-detector from the safe.

Starfield

Finally starting to get some free time lately so I got Game Pass back, I played a bunch when it first came out and had a lot of fun, I’m excited to start a new playthrough with all the updates and now mod support as well.

Ah, i see you are a man of culture as well.

I don’t have any particular feelings for her one way or the other yet, but at least she can form coherent thoughts and sentences, so that’s already a huge improvement. The fact that that’s where the bar currently is makes me really hate it here :/

You forgot the best part of the quote:

choking and gurgling noises