Pistcow

You can accidentally double dose on Trazadone like I did and have it feel like life is slipping away as yoy fight with every ounce to keep your eyes open while everything goes dark.

But really you just sleep extra hard.

Hey, at least Hitler was able to take down Hitler.

Nice try, Channel Master.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE&t=185s&pp=ygULbWFkIHR2IGlyYW4%3D

Car sales person.

Worked for multiple Fortune 500s, the world is held together by Cobol and Excel. If Excel were to stop working, the world would collapse.

So begins the Sino-American War.

Harder, Daddy.

Burn the heratic

I wish Dewalt could make do half as good as the pack out but every new system has been a big miss.

I started with Ryobi but they kept busting. I’m the type of home owner thatll remodel a kitchen or bathroom so I use them a little above average.

Dewalt if you want it to last forever

Milwuakee if you want to put it in a cool box

Ryobi if you’re broke but dont live near a harbor freight

Festool if you have a trust fund

Whats that about fidelity? They fucking with my 401k?

The answer is they are. Its a BMW.

emotional damage

And hashbrown squares

How stupid are you? We never doubted this country’s shitty past and good people fought it every time.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A81DYZh6KaQ

Trickle down boops

Good thing my company pays to maintain Windows 7 & 10 and I didn’t notice a damn thing.

Not sure why but I’m not having issues? Is it still going on?