I’m sure he was looking at him in real life, it just looks a little off to my brain with the camera angles.

What is

It looks like a house to me, is it common in Australia to have your sofa in an elevated booth in your house? Legitimately asking, I’ve never been in an Australian home, so I have no clue. I’ve only been in elevated booths in restaurants and you still had to look up at someone standing next to the booth.

Why is the standing guy looking down but the sitting guy is looking straight ahead? Other than that, it’s funny!

Yeah, it’s corporate astrology

All food is organic. Unless you have a crop like a chicken (you don’t), you really shouldn’t put any inorganic materials in your body.

And only two years after that? 9/11. Coincidence? You decide.

They’re mad about the colonizers’ cattle-grazing taking land and resources away from the colonizees’ potential bison-grazing land. Cattle is the specific name for the animal beef comes from, it’s not an umbrella term for anything that grazes.

Once again, Alec’s identical twin brother Alex takes the fall for something Alec did, smh…

It’s Schedule 3, lol u must be allergic too

Yeah, cuz I’m sure the ordinary citizens of Gondor are doing a lot of reading, lololol. However I am actually sure there were plenty of witnesses to the fucking ghost army Aragorn controlled by rite of the oath sworn to his ancestors, not to mention his unnatural age and healing abilities. Denethor couldn’t even heal his own fractured psyche (another thing I’m sure many people in Gondor were actually well aware of).

Then where’s Denethor’s proof of lineage? Remember, you can’t reference anything in any of the texts, since they’re all falsified.

Rightful King > Rightful Steward

A King can’t coup a Steward, that’s like saying your regular teacher “got the sub fired”, when all they did was come back from vacation. And besides, Denethor has only Denethor to blame for his fate, the dude was a prick and a psychopath who killed himself while trying to kill his own son.

Gondor had kings, they just hadn’t had one in a long time because they thought the line died out. That’s why Denethor sits next to the throne and not on it, he was just the Steward. As Isildur’s heir, Aragorn had the “rightful claim” to the throne. It’s actually encouraging that he waited until after the evil threat was destroyed to take power.

“And I get SO jealous of my son, cuz they’ve been pulling data on him since he was in the womb, so his customer experiences by my age will be so much better than mine!”

Drink 'em both together, then you’ll feel better.

Nothing beats the baby kung-fu in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist though.

Damn, even your bootlegs have ads?! Bummer.

Fixed: “Why don’t people eat the rich anymore?”

Globo Gym wins in the original version of Dodgeball, but the test audiences hated it so they added the blindfolded stand-off. I’m mostly happy they changed it, but that original ending would have been so ballsy. Also would make the subtitle better, since most “true” underdogs do lose.