Counterpoint:
The Thing (1982) vs The Thing (2011)

The low light of the room and the human brain’s tendency to use short cuts makes your eyes perceive a distorted reflection of yourself after you stare at the reflection for a while.

If you’re on acid, maybe.

Thanks, it’s incomprehensible how OP didn’t even manage to mention it in either the title or the blurb up above. Is he a bot or something?

She knows what’s good for her kid, okay? She doesn’t need no libral scientologist with made up studies telling her smoking causes cancer when she’s been doing her own research on YouTube proving cancer comes from vaccines.