the world’s okayest mech poster

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things that are really hot if ur bf says them to u for 400

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well the SEC tried their hardest to stop them at every step, but they had no real leg to stand on. Several crypto ETFs will likely follow, mostly covering the older ones first because they have the clearest arguments, but the Bitcoin and Eth ETFs will def be the biggest

you’re not you when ur on the wrong side of the sun

standard practice now is to list their insta usernames and let the interviewer look them up on their own time

just saw a guy pull up

tbh ur best bet is to get some really good pictures. good lighting, good clothes, good poses

shocking

big, BIG stingers on their butts

hope this helps

my senior year I needed 6 credits of electives to graduate, could be literally anything. So I took 3 credits of a freshman creative writing class and the f’ing professor tried to fail me. Our final was a take-home short story that had 4 different plot points to incorporate where you only learned the subsequent points after turning in the preceding section, and she claimed that I used something pre-written (which I didn’t do) because apparently leaving your beats open-ended so you can make a smooth transition isn’t something people do.

She had it out for me because in the middle of the semester she was on a rant about how “a guy got paid millions to give speeches and he couldn’t even spell potato”, and I was like “I also think Dan Quayle’s an idiot but I can get why people would want to hear him speak because he was a VP and a presidential candidate” and she HATED me for it, like sorry you didn’t expect one of your students to actually know anything

40% of the mass of a good pair of sweatpants should be microbial

the potion seller video is only for the strongest of viewers and you are clearly not of the strongest you are clearly of the weakest

how tf am i supposed to tell people that my favorite internet celebrity is a dirt owl

two wolves:

Why is there so much bionicle lore

Why is there so much bionicle lore

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