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Eye-mayge-een if the pronunciation of words mattered

Fuck that burger looks good

I have all of those ingredients except for the 10 syllable word with which you ended it.

God I hate when meme formats are completely misused.

I have a hard time seeing the left guy being inside.

Bees?

ChatGPT recognizes Google voice numbers for what they are.

Some people complain it’s just the character from The Martian in a different story. Well I liked that character so I liked PHM. Same concept, different medium is Zelda breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom. Maybe it is a giant extension of the first game but that’s exactly what I wanted in the first place.

Yes but unironically. My sense of humor should be accepted by the entire world.

The average discussion is like 8 comments.

That’s my second favorite mini game after poker. I find it fun and reasonably challenging. The only reason poker beats it is because I get to murder anyone who has a better hand than me which is something that is frowned upon in real life.

If you never mess up, they’ll probably never catch you. But you are committing a felony and if you do get caught, there are consequences. I wish you the best, truly. But you are taking a risk.

It’s a very valid reason to fire you. You’ll most likely get caught when the inventory starts to be way off.

Not that I have any room to throw stones in this glass house, but have you tried water?

Lemmy is my methadone. Not interesting enough to get me hooked but just enough to keep me from going back.

I swear even the memes on here belong in comedy homicide and I see maybe one interesting article per day at most. I started carrying a kindle with me and usually just read instead of browsing. I’ve gone from a book every 2 or 3 months to a book per week.

There’s the scene with Gus at the pool and the one with the cousins as kids, which also involves water. Better Call Saul had him a lot more.

I upvoted you seven thousand times. Someone else must have given that many downvotes which is the only explanation for why your score is not 7000.

'tis a sad day when we’re so eager to shitpost that we can’t take 5 seconds to proofread our memes.

The cat doesn’t speak.