… son, and holy ghost…

Klingt gut!

Excel ::shudder::

Humans are insanely creative sometimes… I’m doing my part! One frame drawn!

Monkey paw: your account gets flagged and eventually you go to jail

Perhaps a Rotational Monarchy?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchies_of_Malaysia#:~:text=The system originated in the,advised by his Royal Council.

artificially high wage

The wages are currently artificially low. Everyone who is sane wants them brought up to the correct level.

How did he go from ‘Dirty Jobs’ to this…

Just start early. You’ll be ahead of the curve. There is no one left to look “cool” for.

You were cool all along, no matter what you wore.

Is that monospaced? I am both horrified and impressed.

This is exactly it. They don’t care about your post or you or anyone really. For them, it just feels good to bring down others.

Peep is superior in that he hasn’t been co-opted by white supremacists.

I was looking for where the AI made a mistake and could find none. A real person spent many hours concepting and crafting this real thing, foregoing basic human needs, like rest and socialization. I had forgotten how scary human ambition could be.

Place your hand inside the box…

Dammit! I was not expecting such a jaunty and clever post. Very funny all around.

There is no perfect solution, though. Both Reddit and Lemmy have inherent flaws and benefits because they serve different purposes.

You bring up legitimate concerns, but I think the bigger point here is that the Fediverse is not Reddit, nor should it be. I find that fragmentation mitigates the system manipulation and “gaming” that is often tied to people who rely on exposure.

• 1 egg over easy
• a small portion of a salty, fatty protein
• a small portion of a carb/starch
• a cup of hot black coffee

It’s all of the heavy breakfast foods I love, but an amount that doesn’t make me want to take an immediate nap. Oof, now my tummy is grumbling.

Darn it! … You got audible laughter out of me with the title…

It’s what packets crave!

A 4 day week means less money for the people at the top. How do we fight against this terrible monolith of an enemy, when anyone with power is in their pocket?