Karl Marx said if rich people own the technology that does more work, the rich people will get the profits and the workers will starve.

I like Mullvad better

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Can’t relate. No normal friends. Only weirdos.

Her walls are covered in mold

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Stalin 🤝 Trump
Being a dictator even though he has a team

This corn is raw!

I’ve only ever been called a tankie by a tankie who was making some kind of point

Receipts?

When Kamala was VP, pro-palestine protesters in the US didn’t get disappeared by the secret police.

I want as few Palestinians to fear for their lives as possible. I wish Trump hadn’t won the election and promised to turn Gaza into a US colony. Now it’s only going to get worse. I wish we were fighting Kamala to make things better. She’s easier to pressure. Now we’re stuck fighting Trump to make things worse slower.

You too, hun.

Wow, I wish I didn’t care who the president was. I wanna stop fearing for my girlfriends’ lives.

So you’re a tankie in real life?

Hmmmmmmmmmm… nah. It’s from the 1950s. They didn’t have 9gag back then

Don’t you, like, run a hate community targeted at her?

Ohhh, so it’s the tankies who are responsible for this. That makes sense.

That reminds me of how Israel tells everyone that killing people is part of the Jewish identity, and then complains when people believe them

Well I love Bernie. When he told me he wasn’t running in 2024, and he wanted me to support Kamala, I listened. And I’ve never been called a tankie. Maybe it comes down to individual differences.

Yeah, supporting workers and dictators at the same time is pretty oxymoronic. But it’s perfectly balanced, as all things should be

I’ve never been called a tankie, and neither have any of my friends or girlfriends. And we’re all communists.

Maybe you’re being called a tankie because you’re a radical centrist.