The cat is a stapler.

You seein this shit?

I have it through ASPCA and it’s been a god send. Not having to worry about any tests or procedures, just being able to say “yes! What ever she needs, do it!!” My kitty had some pretty serious health issues, so I really used it.

$10k per year for $70 a month, plus all the preventative stuff like dental cleanings and shots.
I pay full cost and they reimburse 90%. I haven’t had any claims rejected; rx food, labs, meds, eye doctor, fucking cat acupuncturist.

I can’t imagine the heart break of having to just put your beloved down because of the cost of life saving procedures.

Aww, I miss catsinwaterbottlepackages from the before times.

Suns out tums out.

I guess that’s kind of a big ca… oh… oh my.

The non zero chance of kitty getting smushed by a machine or dropped weight seems not worth the joy of cat company while working out. It looks like it might not be during business hours though.

The crime is that I’m gonna put my face that floof.

So much more…

But it’s pure bliss while he waits.

That’s Gmork from The Never Ending Story

He trades with the fish monger across the way.

In the wild they get the plant matter still in the guts of the prey they eat whole.

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We have a fountain but the water left on the floor of the shower immediately after I get out is * chef’s kiss *.

Mine loves to lick and seems to always forget that she can’t lick socks and gets so mad when she tries and snaggles her tongue on them.

It’s a good toof though.

Neat, I assumed it meant she was plotting evil, like a henchman. And I assumed she was plotting evil because you failed to share your cheese after she asked for it so directly.

If it’s toxoplasmosis that makes me love this deeply then I don’t want to be toxoplasmosesless.