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Those silly commies don’t understand that you have to bail out capitalists when they fail.

What’s heartbreaking about this is that they were supposed to be God’s chosen people.

If genocide and ethnic cleansing is what God wants, I’m really glad we killed him.

1. Acknowledging that the people who hurt you are living in your head and you’re ready to move on. A lot of folks are unable to even get this far.

2. Therapy.

3. Truly internalize the realization that the act of imagining scenarios where you get to hurt the people who hurt you is like drinking poison with the expectation that someone other than yourself will be made ill.

4. living a good life.

This journey is difficult and requires a lot of self-reflection and maturity. Best of luck to you.

Spend 30 days in jail vs Murder the locals.

Shocked that this is so rare it makes the news.

Love making complicated, beautiful cocktails for guests. Zero interest in being a bartender at a high-end cocktail bar until / unless I retire.

You poor Canadians don’t get to enjoy the joy of financially ruinous hospital bills or depending on GoFundMe to afford medicine.

I pity you.