DID YOU KNOW THAT THE AVERAGE BOTTOM TAKES A MFING CREDIT CARD’S WORTH OF PLASTIC IN THEIR BUTT EVERY MONTH, MFER, SO STAY SAFE AND KEEP CRANKING THAT HOG, BABY, AROOOOOOOOO
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DID YOU KNOW THAT THE AVERAGE BOTTOM TAKES A MFING CREDIT CARD’S WORTH OF PLASTIC IN THEIR BUTT EVERY MONTH, MFER, SO STAY SAFE AND KEEP CRANKING THAT HOG, BABY, AROOOOOOOOO
OF COURSE I KNOW MY BEST FRIEND IS A STANDER, HOW ELSE WOULD WE WIPE EACH OTHERS BUTT, MFER, ITS WHAT THE REAL ONES DO
MFER YOU’VE BEEN CRANKING YOUR HOG SO HARD THAT YOU CAN’T STOP CRANKING THESE SCREWS REAL HARD TOO, AND THAT’S MFING METAL, KEEP CRANKING MFER, THOSE SCREW GOTTA SHIVER WHEN THEY SEE YOU ENTER THE ROOM AROOOOOOOO
MWAH
THERE YOU GO, MFER, THE FIRST ONE IS FREE, BUT THE SECOND ONE IS GONNA COST YOU
MWAH
THAT’LL BE THREE HUGS, MFER, NOW PAY UP
HELL YEAH, THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT CAUSE ALL MY PFERS OUT THERE ARE VALID AND CRANKING NO MATTER WHETHER THEY’RE MFERS, FFERS, OR OTHERFERS
DON’T BATTLE YOUR HOMOSEXUAL THOUGHTS, MFER, Y’ALL SHOULD BE KISSING SLOPPY STYLE, HOGS TOUCHING, WITH TONGUE ETC. THEN START MFING CRANKING
KEVIN CANT TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB WHEN I DONT HAVE ONE, MFER, ILL BE CRANKING MY HOG INTO LAKES OF FIRE ALL DAY LONG BECAUSE THERE IS NO MFING GOD IN HELL WHO COULD STOP ME AROOOOO
I HAD NO IDEA, MFER, THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME SOMETHING NEW TODAY, CAN I PLEASE SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MFING CEREAL BOX FUN FACTS
CRANKING EACH OTHERS HOG (CONSENSUALLY) CAUSE THE PACK ALWAYS COMES TOGETHER MFER AROOOOOO
SOME LIPS ARE MADE FOR TALKING, OTHERS ARE MADE FOR KISSING, AND WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES, MFER, CAN YOU FEEL IT AROOOOOOOO
MFER WE GOTTA BUILD A BLANKET FORT TO KEEP THIS MFER WARM, THEN WE CAN CRANK HOGS IN MARIO KART AND HUFF SWITCH VENT FUMES (NOT ILLEGAL UNLIKE HUFFING STEAM DECKS) AROOOOOO
I DO BOTH MFER, FIRST I WAKE UP TO PISS, THEN I WAKE UP DEHYDRATED AF AND DRINK WATER THAT I’M GONNA PISS OUT AGAIN IN AN HOUR, IT’S A NEVER ENDING SISYPHEAN CYCLE MFER AROOOOOO
AND THEN THEY GO “I SAID WHAT’S BETWEEN YOUR LEGS” AND I TELL THEM IT’S A MFING HOG AND START CRANKING REAL HARD, MFER