Preorders are bad, mkay?

Depends on where you live. Choose the most widespread variant in your country.

Just give a poor cat a box. You know, a carton box. A box made of carton.

haven’t found anything that isn’t either dead or inactive

Well, we have a few times(a few thousand times?) fewer people here on Lemmy. All communities are tiny here. But do you really need hundreds of people around? Just find some community with regular new postings and ask whatever you need there. You won’t find a drama, but you might get some answers.

That’s good: it keeps them busy. You know, like Fortnight keeps crazy kids from other games.

Google knows nothing about UI. All their UIs are horrendous bug-riddled shit.

Just stop feeding them. Nintendo is bad, mkay? And their games are mediocre at best.

Ophthalmologists hate you: you apparently have excellent eyesight.

What exactly is the problem?

Windows: We’ll show you advertisements even in the terminal running in Arch. Isn’t it AWESOME?!

Well, if Romans will perchance feed you to the lions… we won’t be sad.