TIL Best Buy employees are part of the Patriot Front.

Damn it’s been a long time since I’ve had to use the whole thing:

Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off.

Do you perceive this as a brand new issue in human society?

Antimatter beam or Strangematter beam. When in doubt, just go increasingly quantum.

They don’t.

Perfect example of how hopelessly out of touch these suits are. Normal humans see a speeder and think “oh nice, hoverbike thing that’s sweet”. These executives watch the movie, see that the bikes are used sparingly pretty much only during chase scenes and think “oh chase scene, that’s what people love about speeder bikes, the chase scene.”

Bro that statement alone proves that poster is obviously like 12, or trolling. Why are you bothering with a response?

Great doesn’t mean good nor does it mean benevolent.

Nothing is actively required to prevent me from using apple products.

Laser guided ballistics tank qualification+

Good for them. Maybe they could go work for NASA when all is said and done.

'Nam wins again.

It doesn’t matter what you think about AI. It’s very clear that this technology is here to stay and will only improve. From this point on AI will become deeply integrated into human culture and technology, after all we’ve been fetishizing it for almost 100 years now. Your only logical option as a developer is to learn how to use it and abuse it. Choosing not to do so is career suicide, possibly even societal suicide depending on how quickly adoption happens.

You’re probably right, in the near future people that can’t use it will be fired. To that point they should be fired. Why the fuck would I allow my accounts to do their financal work on paper when Excel exists?

Welcome to the future.

Warlock is required to cast their spells at the highest level. Since this is a warlock patron it probably shouldn’t be allowed to pick and choose which level of spell it can cast. Consider also converting the warlock spell slots it gives into bonus HP to fit the flavor, but probably at a less than 1:1 ratio for what it costs to cast that same spell since they have innate HP and healing.

As you’ve suspected, this is gamebreakingly powerful and absurdly difficult to balance. Every build in the game would benefit from having this ability and would be made stronger by multiclassing into it. Every other warlock would be pointless because choosing another one would lock you out of this patron. Any multiclass caster is an infinite spell slot source by itself.

You could try to balance it by making it once per day, but why? That’s too fair and not the original intent of design, just accept the imbalance it creates and make it fun to use.

Perhaps. It most likely is on one of the ones you currently do not have, however there is a small chance it is on one that you currently do have.